"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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