This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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