It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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