Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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