Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Non-Jews are for practice
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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