dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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