What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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