I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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