he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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