covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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