I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
