ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
