felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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