His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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