we're blogging at a bar
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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