I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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