I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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