They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize
