im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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