ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Too much gin, very little bucket
We got so high we made milksteak
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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