whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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