My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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