This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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