its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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