Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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