love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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