Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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