just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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