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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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(410): View more from Maryland

is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.

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(817): View more from Texas

Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything

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(647): View more from Ontario

I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player

(1-205): View more from Alabama

Ride him like a Zamboni

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