He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Blood and glitter go together right?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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