The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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