Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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