Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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