i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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