I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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