are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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