I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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