her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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