Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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