Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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