i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
