After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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