I don't think brook has ever known best
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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