I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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