DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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