Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
