I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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