A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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