were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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