I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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