there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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