There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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