i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Small penises have feelings too.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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