come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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