I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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