p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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